Update so far!!

Wow it has been a long time since I last wrote. I did write this really long post and then my computer failed on me and I didn't feel like re-writing it all again. Well where has life taken me so far. I don't even remember when I last wrote. lol. Well right now I am on a hiatis from men. One too many bad experiences. True be told I am a guy that I thought was my friend call me a stalker. Which is more than stupid it is untrue. Anyways I totally cut him out of my life and have no regrets. Can't say that I have not thought about him but when I do, it is the things that I would love to say to him to his face. I did send him an email saying how I really felt. It felt so good to get all that off my chest. Since then I have been just enjoying life. I have been everywhere with more trips planned. My sister and her girls flew in from Toronto and we went camping last week. I was back and forth. Oh got a little annoyed at this guy in ward. He called me up and asked me out on a date last week. Asked if Monday night after FHE would be ok. I said that would not be a problem. So he says great and that he will plan everything. So I stay in Red Deer and go to FHE instead of going to spend time with my family. So after FHE we are all standing around talking and I am waiting for him to say ok lets go on our date. By 10:00 I am still waiting even though the only people still there talking are me, this guy and this other guy Matt. Then he says to Matt "Ok let me give you a ride home. See you on Wednesday at Institute on Wednesday" and then leaves with Matt. He also didn't show up at Institute. lol. It was not like I was really interested but was willing to go on the date because you never know but then got stood up. lol. I was talking to my dad later and telling him about my first date bad luck since I have had so many and he is laughing by the end of my dating stories. Then he gets really serous and says that maybe there is just one person for me out there. I looked back at him and said that I agree but I think he got into the wrong line and ended up in another world. lol. Ok maybe not, maybe he was a Nephite and died and is waiting for me. lol. So this is why right now I am not looking for ANY relationship beyond friends since it is only just a BIG headache. I am also tooooooo busy this summer. Ha ha. Besides I need to focus on school so that I can get good grades. I miss school so much

Some good jokes!

OK so I worked a few years ago at Convergys and before I left I wrote down some experiences that happened to me and to some of the others. So here we go:

Help Desk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape
Help Desk: That is not an anti-virus program
Customer: Oh sorry........Internet Explorer
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer but everytime I move the mouse it disappears
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Help Desk: Tech support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Help Desk: Uhhhhh....Pardon? I don't understand your problem
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you would finally be helping me?
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Help Desk: How can I help you?
Customer: I am writing my first email
Help Desk: Oh, and what seems to be the problem
Customer: Well, I have a letter a, but how do I get the circle around it.
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For the record:
"demanda"=lawsuit
"demander"=to get sued

(This conversation is in Spanish)

Customer: Ma'am, Comcast wants to sue me!! Why? I've been a customer for a long time!!!
Agent: Sir, please calm down, how do you know you'r getting sued
Customer: *starts crying* I got a letter from Comcast
Agent: And what did it say?
Customer: You can now get onDemand
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This finally got to this point after something that the customer said at one point earlier....

Agent: Can you turn you TV on?
Custumer: Ok....it works....wait let me try something....oh no now it's snowy
Agent: Can you turn your box on?
Customer: Oh, the pictures back...let me try something else...now it's a blank screen
Agent: Ma'am can you turn your TV back on?
Customer: Oh ok, now there's a picture...let me try something...now it's snow again
Agent: Turn you box back on!

This went on for at least 3-5 minutes. Then....

Customer: What button do I press? Can you show me?
Agent: Ma'am I can't see you!
Customer: Oh you can't....I thougt you could
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Agent: Is your TV snowy?
Customer: No, its really nice outside
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Customer: My box exploded
Agent: Literally exploded
Customer: No, there was a pop and it started smoking
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Help Desk: Can I get your phone number area code first
Customer: (irate) I already gave my number to the last girl.....oh all right.....(customer starts puching in the phone number)
Agent: (waits till beeping done) No Ma'am you need to tell me the phone number

(The last girl was the automotive system)
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Help Desk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one
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Customer: Hi this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Help Desk: Have you tried pressing the buttons?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck
Help Desk: That doesn't sound good. I'll make a note
Customer: No...wait a minute....I haven't inserted it yet...it's still on my desk....sorry
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Help Desk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Help Desk: Good day! How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello?........I can't print
Help Desk: Would you click on start for me and....(cut off)
Male customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Everytime I try it says "Can't find printer!" I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it......
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Customer: I have problems printing in red
Help Desk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaaaah.....thank you!
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Help Desk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket
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Help Desk: And now hit F8
Customer: It's not working
Help Desk: What did you do exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8 times as you told me, but nothing is happening
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore
Help Desk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No, I can't get behind the computer
Help Desk: Pick up the keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer: Ok
Help Desk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Help Desk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ahhhh.....that one does work.
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Help Desk: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor and the number 7
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet
Help Desk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Help Desk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars
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That's all folks!

Twice burnt makes it really hurt!

Wow rejection twice in two months. I am on a roll. Third's a charm or so they say. I am using my usual defense mechanism of humor to deflect that it hurts. Although I am relieved this second time. I should go back and explain. I have been hanging out with this guy quite a bit and finally seem that we needed to know what is up. So I asked him and he told me he just wanted to be friends. We really didn't have much in common except work and mission stuff, so our conversation were lacking. I called him on things about what was going on but wasn't even sure on if I REALLY wanted a relationship, but for the first time in a while I was willing to try. I know deep down that nothing would happened even if we did date. I didn't like who I was becoming to get him to like me. I wasn't at ease at who I am. I thought that it was him that was making me happy but it was me that was happy because I had been making some changes in my life to become a better person. It was ME that was making me happy. I still am happy these days. There are some things that I didn't tell anyone else about but they were still there, such as uncertain feelings. I guess that I need to get over this other guy before I am ready to move on. I need to talk to him though and explain that I need some space to move on. He is the one that I made the quilt for. I am almost done and will be done by tomorrow. I know that he has the day off so I will see if he can come over before or after his Institute class. Give him the quilt and then talk about the space I need. The hard thing is that I don't know how long it will take, it may be forever but there is nothing I can do about that. Weird thing is I don't feel upset or depressed. I was more upset when I was rejected the first time, and took it harder than I may have let on. The hard thing is getting out and trying to go and let yourself out. I think that during the summer when our ward is combine with another ward and I don't really have to be there I will go on a hiatus and visit a family ward or something to get away. I am going to be going to the temple today and I will seek the comfort of the spirit in the Celestial Room and seek answers and comfort from Heavenly Father. I still peace about this, which tells me that it is the right decision. It is times like this that the Mormon nunnery sounds really good. People tell me that I am pretty but it is hard for me to believe it. Especially at these times. I guess if I had to keep asking if he liked me then I should just listen to my gut and move on. I just had to write something and I just thought that I have a signature that I like and not sure that I want to get married. It took me almost 25 years to come up with that signature that I don't want to start over again. This is why you need to get married young. Don't get set in your ways. Too funny.